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I use a special kind of can opener that completely avoids leaving any sharp edges, so no worries about cutting yourself on the lid! I clean the cans thoroughly, then superglue the can lid on a plastic jar. The jar fits *perfectly* inside the cans. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTip: When opening the plastic jar, grip the PLASTIC portion of the lid to avoid putting unnecessary strain on the adhesive holding the lids together. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SMART\/DIRTY DESIGNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47949914538299,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/9814\/1243\/files\/pollution1.jpg?v=1710271502"},{"product_id":"stash-can-food-for-my-family","title":"Can - Food For My Family","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Food For My Family' is a reference to a meme basically saying soup cans are bricks with plausible deniability. Fun times. 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The jar fits *perfectly* inside the cans. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTip: When opening the plastic jar, grip the PLASTIC portion of the lid to avoid putting unnecessary strain on the adhesive holding the lids together. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SMART\/DIRTY DESIGNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48731453784379,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/9814\/1243\/files\/20240517-185141.jpg?v=1715986511"},{"product_id":"can-queer-joy-copy","title":"Can - Crushed Orphan","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's not heartwarming, it's the Orphan-Crushing Machine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of my stash cans, or 'Canifestos' as I like to call them, are made from actual soup cans. I use a special kind of can opener that completely avoids leaving any sharp edges, so no worries about cutting yourself on the lid! 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