Magenta: Why does everything have to be gendered? What's feminine about lavender scented things? What's gender even mean?! Cyan: Shhh! You'll make them angry!
Magenta: Huh? Who? Cyan: The... Gender Gnorms.
Cyan: Oh no. Pink Gnorm: Lavender is for girls! Blue Gnorm: Real men smell like pine tar! Magenta: I don't get it. Cyan: Same.
Gnorms: OBEY US! FREAKS! Magenta: Yeah, no. Cyan: Why are you two like this?