Gender Gnorms are weird.
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Magenta: Why does everything have to be gendered? What's feminine about lavender scented things? What's gender even mean?!
Cyan: Shhh! You'll make them angry!
Magenta: Huh? Who?
Cyan: The... Gender Gnorms.
Cyan: Oh no.
Pink Gnorm: Lavender is for girls!
Blue Gnorm: Real men smell like pine tar!
Magenta: I don't get it.
Cyan: Same.
Gnorms: OBEY US! FREAKS!
Magenta: Yeah, no.
Cyan: Why are you two like this?