Magenta & Cyan: Magento

Magenta & Cyan: Magento

 

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Cyan: Woah, nice Magento!
Magenta, as Magento: Thanks. I've decided to emulate my heroes.
Cyan: Um... isn't Magento a villain?

Magenta: Absolutely not. Magento fights for ALL shapes to have the same rights as Squares. He stands up for us when the Squares want to cut us down and make us like them.

Cyan: So... He's a good guy?
Magenta: People are complicated and truth resists binaries. He's doing his best to protect his people. He might not be a hero, but he's definitely not a villain.
Cyan: Ooohh! Okay!

-Cyan: Hold on, I have an IDEA!
Cyan is doing something/Magenta looks concerned

Cyan, as Deadpill: Magento was right, mother#@%*$ The next time some Square tries to %#@& with me I'm gonna pound that %$#@ #@%$ he calls a mouth with one of my katanas like a p*rn star hopped up on Viagra and ready to WORK! Let's #@$%ing GO!


Magenta: holy shit... I, uh...
Cyan: Too far?
Magenta: Maybe. Nice Deadpill, though.


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