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CANdle - Crushed Orphan

CANdle - Crushed Orphan

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It's not heartwarming, it's the Orphan-Crushing Machine. This can is all about how the news and social media likes to spin these supposedly heartwarming stories that are ultimately giant neon signs pointing to how very broken our system is. Hearing that a child donated his lunch money to feed homeless people shouldn't make you happy. It should make you angry at how unjust our society is. 

The fragrance for Crushed Orphan smells like birthday cake and buttery vanilla, with a subtle sweet lemon note. The very same birthday cake denied to every orphan crushed by the machine we call capitalism. Ope, I went a lil dark there. Anyhoo... this is a sweet and vanilla scent and I swear you can smell the sprinkles. 

All my candles have wooden wicks and use 100% soy wax.

For The Safety Conscious - I use a special kind of can opener for all my cans that completely avoids leaving any sharp edges, so no worries about cutting yourself on the lid!

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