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Luxury Bone Polish

Luxury Bone Polish

Regular price $10.00 USD
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This is a product parody of Crest toothpaste retooled to be a criticism of dental care in the United States. Why are teeth not covered by normal health insurance? Not that there isn't a whole bucket of problems with how we do medical care in general. But why are teeth considered to be luxury mouth bones? It's completely insane. They're a part of the body like any other, and just as important to your overall health. We deserve better.

It reads: Classist American Dental Care, for luxury mouth bones. Pay or suffer: constant pain, gum disease, tooth loss, social stigma, cancer, heart disease. Adults without dental insurance: 50% (76.5 million people)

All my prints are printed on high quality heavy cardstock. They ship in a protective plastic sleeve to make sure they get to their destination in pristine condition. 
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